Phantom of the Boat Show
(Short Story) Marianne Robinson prepared her Pina Coladas with precision. She poured the mix into the blender, added five shots of rum, and filled ice to the rim. She let the blender run exactly seven seconds until the mix turned into a blend of white. She poured the puree into four colorful plastic martini glasses and handed them around. Then she raised her cup in salute. “To us girls, may we be healthy and happy.”
“Here, here,” nodded Carolyn, throwing her blond pony tail backwards as she jiggled her drink down her throat. “To a lovely Sunday afternoon. To friendship!”
“Enjoy it while we can,” Dorothy groaned from the comfort of the sunken cushions on the upper deck of the speedboat. The Sea Breeze tilted slightly as the wind simmered to cool off the Florida heat. “This Boat Show sucks, and if the economy continues downhill, we may not be here next year.”
“Water Kids is suffering,” Natalie said quietly.
Marianne protectively looked at her daughter as Natalie rearranged her skirt to cover the long legs that seemed to cross the boat from stern to starboard. Natalie said softly, “We’re down twenty percent in contributions from last year.”
“Lucky the Phantom tucked the Queen in the mud,” Carolyn said, flexing her muscles to stretch the lean athletic build that came with a titanic amount of energy. “If Bobby Snooty had his way, the fundraiser would have been cancelled.”
“Robert Snow is a big contributor,” Natalie objected slightly, sipping slowly from her soda water.
“Robert Snow is one big floozy,” Dorothy said, wiping a bit of Pina Colada from her jeans. “A hundred grand is child’s play for him, and I for one am glad someone knocked his precious boat and put it exactly where it belonged - in the mud!”
“It was wrong,” Natalie said.
“Wrong?” Dorothy launched one of her famous stares. “What’s so morally wrong about hurting a greedy narcissist like Bobby Snooty?”
“Sweetie, the Phantom saved your fundraiser,” Carolyn said softly.
“Programming a speedboat to hit the Queen is not a right thing to do,” Natalie fluttered her eyebrows in a way teenage girls do when they are told they cannot stay out all night and play. “It’s illegal. Besides, the Phantom could go to jail. Luckily the Queen didn’t suffer serious damages only a scratch.”
“The scratch was enough to keep Snooty from bailing out,” Carolyn gulped down her drink. “He couldn’t tell the media swarms he was cancelling a fundraiser for kids with disabilities because some Wall Street schmucks wanted a private playground.”
“Putting your hubby down?” Dorothy slapped her friend’s wrist down in a friendly gesture.
“I love my Peter,” Carolyn said playfully, “It doesn’t mean he’s not a schmuck.”
“I’m one grateful client,” Marianne said. “If Peter had not warned us in time, we would have lost half our money.” The Sea Breeze was her pride and joy, a place she cherished as the paradise away from the grind. The mere thought of losing the yacht was frightening. “Enough of this morbid talk, how about a little race next weekend?”
“Peter will go for it,” Carolyn husband’s thirst for the fast and furious was well known in the boating community.
“Jake too,” Dorothy said.
“It settled then,” Marianne said. “Next weekend, we’ll let the guys start, then…” She smiled as Carolyn and Dorothy started laughing. The guys always raced first but things got really interesting when the girls took over. Then the fun began.
“You are so bad,” Natalie said, twisting her nose as sign of slight disapproval.
“And you are so, so good, sweetie,” Carolyn winked. “How did you came out of your mother, I don’t know.”
“Her daddy had something to do with it,” Marianne patted her daughter.
“Hey, look who is coming over,” Dorothy said. “It’s that gorgeous cop, the one that looks like that singer, you know the one with the throaty voice. What’s his name? Pinto? Pintos?”
“Carlo Fuentes,” Natalie said. “Detective Fuentes.”
“Detective Pronto?” Carolyn laughed. As a distinctive board member of Broward County Hospital, Carolyn knew everyone that was anyone in Fort Lauderdale. Marianne had the utmost admiration of her friend’s ability to make friends and avoid enemies despite her witty and sometime painfully honest commentary. “That man has an eye for details and the highest solved crime rate in the county. The downside, there’s only black and white in that man‘s mind. No shades of gray. And he’s always on time - hence Pronto.”
“That’s not nice,” Natalie said. “You should be worried. He’s been asking questions about the Phantom.”
“Detective Pronto sounds…delicious,” Dorothy said. “Marianne, make another round of your famous Pina Colada. We need juice to face Captain Pronto.”
“Sure,” Marianne said. As she bent down to open the half hidden freezer and take out the Pina Colada mix, she saw in the corner of her eye the black shirt seeping out of the bottom drawer. Slowly, as if she was picking up an imaginary strand of trash from the spotless floor, she pushed the black shirt into the drawer, rolling away the hole on the left sleeve. She shut the door tightly. She hid an inner sigh of relief and added one more thing to her to-do-list as Detective Carlo Fuentes stepped onto the boat.
“Ladies,” Detective Fuentes voice carried the same milky soothing that his olive tanned body projected. “I’d like to ask you a few questions regarding an incident on Friday night, here on the marina.”
“You mean the Phantom who launched a little speedboat into the mighty Queen,” Dorothy shook her curly hair. “We can’t say we’re sorry.”
“You must excuse my friend,” Carolyn said. “Hello detective, remember me?”
“Yes, Ms. Heller,” Detective Fuentes said calmly. “It’s hard to forget someone who has done so much for injured policemen. Yet justice must be done, regardless of the people involved.”
“Of course,” Carolyn nodded as if she was in complete agreement. “How can we help, Detective?”
Detective Fuentes scoured the Sea Breeze deck, the driver seat Marianne commanded, the passenger seat where Natalie sat straight and tall, and the wide cushions where Dorothy slouched on one side and Carolyn stretched on the other. Next to Marianne was a large cupboard topped with glasses, bottles and a blender. Behind the seats stretched a wide dashboard full of electronic gadgets that only hinted at the Sea Breeze role as the fastest speedboat in the marina. “Why would someone want to hit the Queen?”
“The Queen is just a boat, a big beautiful, exquisite boat, but just a boat,” Carolyn said. “There’s no reason why would anyone want to damage the Queen but I can give you a long list of people who would want to hurt Robert Snow.”
“Snooty is a seriously unpleasant person,” Dorothy agreed.
“Yet Robert Snow lent his Queen for the Water Kids fundraiser?” Detective Fuentes turned to Natalie who was rearranging coasters and glasses.
“Yes,” Natalie tilted her model-like legs back and forth, unaware of the slight blush in the young detective’s cheeks. “The Queen is the only yacht in the boat show with a big enough deck to host 150 people. We have been promoting the fundraiser for months.”
“You were angry when Robert Snow changed his mind at the last minute?”
Natalie was about to answer when Marianne stepped forward. “We were all angry. Robert came over on Friday morning and said he needed the boat for the weekend and he was pulling out of the boatshow.”
“That’s unusual?”
“That’s unheard off,” Carolyn jumped in. “No one has ever pulled out such a big boat at the last minute, and for money no less. If Snow had moved the Queen he would have significantly hurt the reputation of the Fort Lauderdale Boat Show.”
“As I understand it, moving the Queen would have hurt the standing of the current Chair, Ms. Robinson?”
“Yes it would,” Marianne said, reasserting her stature as the decision maker who makes the tough calls. “With all due respect to this logic, Detective, as it may have hurt my standing as the Chairperson, it would have hurt Robert Snow even more. This is a small community. If Robert Snow left the boat show, he would have never been invited back.”
“That’s like a death-sentence,” Dorothy echoed. “Socially speaking.”
“And yet, the Rockers who dock directly across from the speedboat that was launched at the Queen, believe they saw a shadowy figure. A Phantom who is not only petite enough to hide in the speedboat but also an expert racer, otherwise how would the speedboat hit the Queen without damaging the yacht yet creating just the slightest disturbance to shove it into the mud.”
“Marianne may have the correct build and the skills necessary to be the Phantom,” Carolyn said, “But we were here, on the Sea Breeze, sitting just as we’re now, on the deck, enjoying a fine evening.”
Detective Fuentes took out a slight notebook from his jacket’s left pocket and stirred the pages. “There were two people sitting on the deck.”
“At night you only see clearly those who sit on the side catering to the dock,” Carolyn said.
“We did have some candles,” Dorothy observed. “The husbands played poker on my boat, two docks down, and we hung around here.”
“Ms. Heller, you were quite visible,” the detective read from his note and looked up at Carolyn, “but the others were not, except for a… green coat.”
“Aha,” Carolyn jumped and ran down to the lower level returning with a green coat laced with black shingles, “Marianne’s latest.”
“What about you, Ms. Brenner?” Detective Fuentes asked Dorothy.
“Oh, I’m about jeans and tee shirts. You won’t catch me in those crazy outfits.”
“Ms. Brenner as owner of a yacht company you have the expertise to operate the speedboat that damaged the Queen.”
“I build yachts.“ Dorothy pouted her lips. “But if you think I’m the Phantom - as much as I would have loved to have been a suspect in such a merry adventure - but when it comes to sailing I’m a klutz.”
“Dorothy, you’re not a klutz,” Marianne said warmly.
“Stop mothering me,” Dorothy protested. “I can’t drive a tug boat without banging into a bridge.”
“No, you can’t sail,” Marianne agreed, “but you know everything there is to know about boats. Without you we would have been lost.”
“Well that’s that,” Carolyn stumped her feet in a sign of finality, “we were here on the Sea Breeze on Friday night, any more questions?”
“There is one member in the Robinson family unaccounted for, “Detective Fuentes looked at Natalie. “Sinking the Queen into the mud allowed the Water Kids fundraiser to continue. Also, you’re a skilled sailor, and you have been seen walking down the dock toward the Queen.”
“What are you saying?”, Dorothy demanded.
“He’s saying motive, skills and opportunity,” Carolyn said, puzzled.
“Natalie had nothing to do with it,” Marianne said forcefully, “Nothing!”
“Mom, please,” Natalie begged. She turned to Detective Fuentes. “Water Kids is a non-profit dedicated to kids with disabilities. We take them out on the water, teach them to sail, teach them that they can do something amazing. These kids are not pictures in the newspaper somewhere far away, they are real, and they are a part of our community. Daniel was born with a deformity that took away one hand and twisted the other. Jason at 10 years old had been in more surgeries than most people have visited the dentist. And Ali, this sweet beautiful kid has a year to live if she’s lucky. Water Kids gives dignity to those kids.”
“Natalie, did you launch the speedboat at the Queen?” Detective Fuentes asked gently.
“Natalie had nothing to do with it,” Marianne said as panic took over. Natalie said she was going for a late night stroll and Marianne did not anticipate that her daughter would not have an alibi. The detective was determined and Natalie did not stand a chance.
Marianne knew she would not let her daughter take the blame for her decision. She pushed away thoughts of the shame on her husband’s face, the scorn of her community, and the possibility that she might end up in jail. She could not even imagine what that would do to Carolyn and Dorothy. Right or wrong she had broken the law, and fearful or not it was time to face the consequences. “I’m the Phantom.”
“Mom, please, stop.” Natalie looked at Detective Fuentes. “I did walk toward the Queen, but not to sabotage the yacht. I went to see Jake Snow.” Natalie turned to her mother, her eyes sad, “I’m sorry mom. I’m sorry.”
Marianne realized what her beautiful daughter had done. She protected her offspring like a lioness, but Natalie was always a pleaser, trying to make everyone else happy first. “Oh honey, I’m the one who should be sorry.”
“It was my choice. Mine.”
“What happened?” Detective Fuentes asked again.
“Jake Snow said he would convince his father not to pull out the Queen if I…”
“You are one brave girl,” Dorothy broke the silence that ensued.
“No, I’m a coward,” Natalie wiped a small tear. “I couldn’t do it. I could not bring myself to give up on my principles and save my kids. By saying no to Jake, I sealed the fate of Water Kids. We would have had to cut fifty percent of activities at best without the fundraiser. I don‘t feel proud that I didn‘t have the strength to save my kids.”
She gave Fuentes a sad smile. “Jake and I were arguing on the upper deck when the speedboat hit the Queen. Ask him, he’ll verify we were together.”
Detective Fuentes nodded, looking relieved.
“Do you have other suspects, Detective?” Carolyn asked.
“No.”
“We may never know who the phantom really is,” Dorothy concluded.
“Natalie, I still need an official statement,” Detective Fuentes said, his cheeks blushing. “Would you mind coming down to the station with me?”
“Not at all,” Natalie smiled brilliantly. “I would like a moment with my mother.”
“Of course.” Detective Carlo Fuentes bowed slightly, “Ladies,” and navigated his way off the boat and down the dock, his hair blowing slightly against the simmering winds that accompanied the Florida sunset.
Once the Detective was firmly out of earshot, Natalie open the side drawer and took out the black shirt with a hole in its left sleeve. Calmly she took off her jacket, put the black shirt on, then put back the jacket in half open way, sleeves rolled up.
“What are you doing, dear?” Marianne asked.
“It’s getting a bit cold. This black shirt will do nicely, although I will probably throw it in the garbage later tonight. After all it is a bit torn.”
“How did you know,” Carolyn asked.
“Mom made such a big fuss over her new coat that I found it odd she gave it to Ms. Tee-shirts and Jeans. No offence, Dorothy, you fooled many with your impression of my mom sitting on the upper deck of Sea Breeze, taking her coat and pinning up your hair, but you could not fool me.
“As Detective Fuentes realized, the Phantom had to have a small build to fit into the speedboat without being detected and she also had to have the expertise to pull such a stunt. I don’t know anyone who could fit both descriptions except my mother.”
Natalie hugged her speechless mother, “Next time Mom, stick to tennis.”
She blew a kiss at Carolyn and Dorothy and walked out, the black shirt tucked in under the blue jacket.
“Seems the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” Dorothy nodded approvingly. “I’d say she earned a seat at our Sunday get together.”
Carolyn raised her almost empty glass, “To Natalie.”
Marianne picked up the blender and poured the rest of the Pina Colada puree into the empty three glasses. “To true friends.”



